Fruhand

Overview

Fruhand "Brick" Elderskin is the leader of the 2nd regeem of the Black Panthers, 2nd in command of the Barnii The Dinosaur Fanclub and is also a recurring member of the popular children's T.V. show Teenage Mutant Barbarian Turtles. His hobbies include knitting, slaying enemies and rivals and being an asshole to children.

History

When Brick was only 176 years of age, his father, Niggarius "Black Dragon" Elderskin abandoned him and his mother in the mountains of Harlem. After 2 years of shock thearpy, he eventually killed his mother, Shaniquanaynay Elderskin, by beating her senseless with a brick. The criminal scum was not stopped, charged OR fined by the court. Instead, he ran away, wandering through the land of [EXPUNGED] for over 100 years, searching for his father. When he was 213, he began training and living with the HutuTutsi tribe. This tribe taught Brick how to do many tasks, such as Steal, Kill, Intimidate, Manipulate, and how to apply for welfare. Also, Black Jesus. After 34 years of living with this tribe, Brick left to continue searching for his father. Eventually, Brick got wrapped up with a street gang called "The KKK". They did not like the HutsuTutsi tribe, and procceded to shock Brick with electricity. Brick had a fear of electicirty and lighting since his childhood when he had to go trhough shock therapy. He was able to conquer his fear and absorb the electricity, using it to destroy the KKK members who had captured him. This gained him the respect of the Black Panthers, a world renowned "nigga lovin club". After spending a short period of time learning under them, he again wandered off. Brick has now been traveling with a group of faggot losers. Brick has stated he has not been able to use the electricity since the incident of the KKK, however if he could, it would be "...the sickest shit he's ever done in his life. No seriously, I wanna know how to shoot fuckin' laser beams and shit out of my mouth again. White people getting electrified tastes good as fuck. I hope I can find some kind of fire bender or monk or some voodoo hippie nigger to teach me dat shit again." After meeting a group of adventurers, Fruhand has decided to post-pone his quest to find his father. He eventually helped this group take over a town called Timberfall, where he became both the Captain of the Guard and The Corn Regime. He is currently on an adventure with his newly aqcuired companion, Pon Pon Pon Kawaii-Desu, who is seriously fucking cute.